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I have a repeating tic.. and one night while I was going for a walk with a few of my friends to try and settle my tics down at camp one of the girls heading back to her cabin (who was black) said “man it’s so dark out” so then of course I had a tic saying  ”You’re so dark!”  

I was hoping that since it was so dark out she didn’t see me and hopefully didn’t recognized me voice. My friends were trying hard not to laugh after they found out it was a tic. 

Me: Pterodactyl Noise
Everyone In The Store:
Me: Pterodactyl Noise
Everyone In The Store: I get hiccoughs really bad like that too.
Me: Oh. I have Tourettes it's kind of the same thing though.
Everyone In The Store:
Me:
Everyone In The Store: But you don't cuss.
Me: I can if you want me to

thankyoubasedmeguka:

when people yell at you for stuff you can’t control

story of my tics

(Source: guregguru)

tourettestoucan:

Things twitter teaches you about TS:
Tourette’s is a family game, says Ms. Nicole George.
Small children are weak and powerless, so we should curse at them and reference an irrelevant disorder, courtesy of Cold Beer.
TS is hilarious. Thanks, Bella!
Tourette’s is not only funny to impersonate, but makes you a special snowflake, says Kim.
4-year-olds with Tourette’s all have arm tics. (At least Adriane knows it’s more than coprolalia).
You guys make my heart warm. Your daily dose of ignorance, courtesy of the twitterverse.

i want to punch all of these people in the face… and then blame it on my tourettes     “oh sorry ma’am, i didn’t mean to punch you.. i just had a complex motor tic.. oh no here it comes again! OH GOLLY IT’S REALLY GETTING BAD TODAY~”     

tourettestoucan:

Things twitter teaches you about TS:

  • Tourette’s is a family game, says Ms. Nicole George.
  • Small children are weak and powerless, so we should curse at them and reference an irrelevant disorder, courtesy of Cold Beer.
  • TS is hilarious. Thanks, Bella!
  • Tourette’s is not only funny to impersonate, but makes you a special snowflake, says Kim.
  • 4-year-olds with Tourette’s all have arm tics. (At least Adriane knows it’s more than coprolalia).

You guys make my heart warm. Your daily dose of ignorance, courtesy of the twitterverse.

i want to punch all of these people in the face… and then blame it on my tourettes     “oh sorry ma’am, i didn’t mean to punch you.. i just had a complex motor tic.. oh no here it comes again! OH GOLLY IT’S REALLY GETTING BAD TODAY~”     

tourettestoucan:

In the U.S., I would assume “wanker” isn’t considered coprolalia, but in the U.K., it is.

me and my sister watched one and one of the guys had a tic and he said “chopper dyed his pubes ginga~”   .. i nearly died of laughter…   tourettes can be pretty funny sometimes.

tourettestoucan:

In the U.S., I would assume “wanker” isn’t considered coprolalia, but in the U.K., it is.

me and my sister watched one and one of the guys had a tic and he said “chopper dyed his pubes ginga~”   .. i nearly died of laughter…   tourettes can be pretty funny sometimes.

I started marking the days on the calendar when my tics are bad/unmanageable

because last time when I was at the doctors I had no idea how many days my tics were bad out of x amount of days. I’m actually really surprised of how many days in this past month have been bad. And another thing I’ve noticed was that every monday has been bad.      

Apparently my tics don’t like mondays either. 

On another not I was at the mall today in Toronto and by the end of it my tics were just so bad. No one said anything to me but I know I saw a few people staring… I also got checked out by an old man too  :I   .. .. Just because I’m not jail bait doesn’t mean it’s not creepy!    But the young bust boy at the pickle barrel was also making lots of eye contact with me. Ever time he would pass my table he’s look right in my eye and smile.   But maybe he gets paid to do that.. .. OH WELL. We’ll stick with him thinking I’m attractive, I’m definitely okay with that.

sawmuchded:

weskerhugrequired:

(x)

me every second

*what my tics have literally been like lately…. except my tics dont make me a parrot.    although im not sure if that would be really cool or really be

I had a lot of fun at the youth group I went to the jays game with today

(the jays lost by the way…. not really a surprise though..)  while I’m slightly on the topic of the game.. there was a streaker… which I have to admit was freaking hilarious (since he kept his boxers on it wasn’t .. awkward.. just funny he out ran the cops for a good while though!)

there were a few kids telling me i should come back and ect ect (which was nice!) but i feel like things will be a . bit less awkward in a sense if I start going regularly. 

BUT.    

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dmfd asked:
Yeah, a few of my friends didn't understand it either for the longest time. They would actually mimic me, so I don't hang with those people anymore, haha. My sisters are ten and they both finally understand. Maybe not 100%, but they know that I can't stop it and it wears me out. :/

yeah some of my ‘friends’ were doing that too.. I snapped at  one of them and she never made fun of it again after that day.. oops

my sister is… 19.. so you think she would be able to grasp the concept of it.. but nope. 

*oops forgot to answer privately

Children with Tourette’s syndrome may have to put up with some unwanted movement and verbal tics, but neuroscientists at Georgetown University Medical Center and the Kennedy Krieger Institute have found that they are much quicker at processing certain mental grammar skills than are children without the disorder. —Science Daily

ethanjusticeburkmccoy:

WIN

Apparently people with tourettes have superior grammatical skills c:

My annoying ability to correct people on their spelling SHALL CONTINUE


then how the fuck am i so bad at spelling?

I SHOULD BE PRO AT THIS! …   oh well apparently kids with tourettes have OCD and ADHA but i got lucky and did have any of those~.. besides tourettes syndrome that is.. :I

i.. i can’t

these freaking tics have been so bad today. It’s awful. I’ve been shaking for the past… what is it 5 hours now? .. this is ridiculous. I couldn’t go into my co op today because an hour before i had to go i was sitting in my car and and couldn’t go 10 minutes without cussing or kicking the dashboard.  

To all the people who think i’m making this up or doing it for shits and giggles i’m not. this isn’t fun. i feel like such shit; i could barely walk around this evening without feeling like i was going to pass out from shaking so much. i hate this! i hate that i’m so freaking tired all the time, i hate swearing like a sailor, i hate having to hit my head against a brick wall (and yes that did happen once)!

I can’t even sleep right now because my muscles are still firing every second. i’m laying down trying to sleep at one in the morning… but i can’t because all i can focus on is my arm twitching. and if it’s not my arm it’s my leg.. or i have to make some stupid fucking noise. this is so frustrating you don’t even know.  

this sounds like my tourettes when I’ve had to hold them in all day. 

like yesterday. because it is really unprofessional to curse in the office…. and i can’t swear around my 5 year old cousin when she came to visit… right as I got off work…. … :I      this swearing tic needs to go.

this sounds like my tourettes when I’ve had to hold them in all day. 

like yesterday. because it is really unprofessional to curse in the office…. and i can’t swear around my 5 year old cousin when she came to visit… right as I got off work…. … :I      this swearing tic needs to go.

(Source: ugh)

i feel like my parents are used to my swearing tic now. :I 

like when it first started I’d be in another room and start swearing and my mother would be all concerned, then i would have to explain ‘it was just a tic mother’ and so on and so fourth. 

but recently… I can swear because something bad happened (like I dropped the best looking apples all over the floor and now they’re all bruised :< )  and .. well nothing. no response. none at all. It’s kinda funny actually.

none the less i still hate going around the house calling my mom a bitch and saying things like “fucking cunt” i follow too many british blogs on here      or “tit’s vagina!”  but i gotta admit that last one is kinda funny… i wonder what people would think i didn’t hold it back in public.   can’t wait till it passes by though. it’s been here long enough.  

well

my tics are getting really bad. I have a new (well i’ve had it before ) tic where i just have to scream like i’m in pain… it really knocks the wind out of me. I don’t know what to do about all of this, i absolutely don’t want to experiment with tourette medication again because that was hell to go through. 

this whole thing is a pain in the butt, i sure hope it gets better once i’m out of my teenage years. :/ 

tv: After the break, the kittens go for a ride of their life...
tourettes: DEATH!
me: ... really?